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| IDO_BROADCAST_06 [ APPLE TREE ] |
| Sunday, July 26, 2009 |
I have returned again, mildly decomposed readers, this time to actually bring something within my category of news and world events, which are pretty much the same thing... but on with the news
actually, before that i'll play a little song
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Standing on the beach
With a gun in my hand
Staring at the sea
Staring at the sand
Staring down the barrel
At the arab on the ground
I can see his open mouth
But I hear no sound
I'm alive
I'm dead
I'm the stranger
Killing an arab
I can turn
And walk away
Or I can fire the gun
Staring at the sky
Staring at the sun
Whichever I chose
It amounts to the same
Absolutely nothing
I'm alive
I'm dead
I'm the stranger
Killing an arab
I feel the steel butt jump
Smooth in my hand
Staring at the sea
Staring at the sand
Staring at myself
Reflected in the eyes
Of the dead man on the beach
The dead man on the beach
I'm alive
I'm dead
I'm the stranger
Killing an arab
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OK, now onto the news.
The Church of England has released a new book which is raising some controversy in the public. It is suggested in the book that bald, and/or overweight people should be treated as another class of special needs. isn't that dandy?
The book was released as part of an initiative to increase attendances and make churches seem more friendly. Headlines make it out like it's extreme, as they always do. But all the book does is recommend that overhead heaters be removed to increase comfort for bald people, and to install better seating of overweight attendees, there are other recommendations but those are pretty much just like the two i've given you, they're pretty much common sense and really don't involve any seperate treatment for attendees during service.
Now that i've done a main story, i'll just give you some snippets of interesting world news;
-first fast food restaurant opened in North Korea
-a 74 year old man was arrested in America for exposing himself by wearing a revealing min skirt
-In Devon, UK the council says that if swine flu worsens the old catacombs will be sued to store infected bodies, they're just begging for the zompocalypse.
-some kid got charged $23,148,855,308,184,500 on their visa for a train ticket. (computer error)
-one third of men between the 20 and 40 years old still live with their parents.
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