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| IDO BROADCAST_09 [ EMERGENCY REVIEW ] |
| Friday, July 31, 2009 |
Me again, retarded cretins. I've just got a really short review to give you, so no time for music.
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Here they come
Here come the bastards
I heard it from a confidant -
Who heard it form a confidant
Theyre definitely on their way
Theres one with this idea
Something about a hammer head shark
Nosehairs and flatus
Best keep your distance because
Here they come here come the bastards
Bury your head deep in the sand
Anonymity is a virtue in this day and age
Amazing hand dexterity
Flagrant misuse of security
Better run, run, run, run, run
Run run run run, here they come.
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OK, this is very important, so listen up.
I just had a packet of "sweet chilli and sour cream" Doritos, and here is my "astonishing" review.
firstly, when i opened the packet, there was no eye-searing smell, just some sort of dissapointingly flacid hint that chips might be inside. Luckily there were chips, kudos to Doritos. Ashamadely, they were all white and near-flavourless, they didn't really have any flavour, but they still had the tounge-burning qualities so all was not lost. I hoped that when i got to the bottom, there would be a treasure trove of flavouring and artificial colours, but alas there was none. So, this Doritos 'adventure' left me quite dissapointed, there was no substance and really, it felt like it was over too quickly...
2/10
Thrak out |
posted by DJ Thrak @ 5:11 AM  |
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I really hope this isnt a metaphor, because it was mean to shut down NSR, and I do have emergency plans for TCoL...
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I really hope this isnt a metaphor, because it was mean to shut down NSR, and I do have emergency plans for TCoL...